1.There is no ctrl button on chuck norrises commputer because he's all ways in contral.
2.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recoqnizes the element of surprise.
3.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
4.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
5.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
6.Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and kill.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
ReplyDeleteSuperman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed.
Ryan