
Have you ever noticed how all your present say made in china. So how could they be from Santa?????

1.There is no ctrl button on chuck norrises commputer because he's all ways in contral.
2.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recoqnizes the element of surprise.
3.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
4.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
5.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
6.Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and kill.